Post by vandergraafk on Aug 20, 2007 14:21:40 GMT -5
Paige puts some thought into the trials and tribulations of dating:
"You said WHAT! Foxfire, missy, those sketches that focused mainly on me were all about me. How could you just tune them out. It's bad enough that Piper is constantly bugging me with, personal gain and all of that stuff. Imagine if you had to get buzzed by the Elders or some charge in, like, New Zealand, when you're on a date. Have you thought about that, have you? Besides, missy, how often do I get to go on a date? Everybody expects me to be just like Prue. I guess you do, too! Yeah, I'm like her, a younger version of a girl who couldn't get a date. I can't even duty date! Worse, I'm on call 24/7. Orb this, orb that. Can you take Wyatt and Chris to magic school. I know Piper needs help since she's, like, supermom and all. But, sometimes I feel so used! But it's okay, you know, it's OKAY. Those episodes that featured me sure made a lasting impression on me. And, isn't that what it's all about sometimes: ME! I know, I know. It's not about ME, but sometimes I wish it just was about ME. Phoebe has a job and Coop. Piper has Leo and the boys. And, what do I have...? Me! I'm so lame. Listen, foxy, I gotta go. Henry just called from work. I'll get back atcha later, Ms. Foxfire."
And, she added:
"Foxy, I guess you haven't seen all of Season 8 yet, have ya? Yeah, I found Henry. Or, rather, he found me. Whatever! We did get hitched, though the whole thing was a bit strange, even for me. But, I kinda like disappeared at the end. Geez, during the Ultimate Battle - yeah, whatever - nobody can even find my body. Did anybody look? Did they think I might have orbed away to safety? Kinda depressing, I know. Gotta go! My Maori charged just bonked in. He's got this weird buzz. It's like tom-toms pounding incessantly. Hard to ignore. And, I definitely can't avoid hearing it. Well, thanks for the nominations. At least, somebody thinks about me. See ya, foxy."
"You said WHAT! Foxfire, missy, those sketches that focused mainly on me were all about me. How could you just tune them out. It's bad enough that Piper is constantly bugging me with, personal gain and all of that stuff. Imagine if you had to get buzzed by the Elders or some charge in, like, New Zealand, when you're on a date. Have you thought about that, have you? Besides, missy, how often do I get to go on a date? Everybody expects me to be just like Prue. I guess you do, too! Yeah, I'm like her, a younger version of a girl who couldn't get a date. I can't even duty date! Worse, I'm on call 24/7. Orb this, orb that. Can you take Wyatt and Chris to magic school. I know Piper needs help since she's, like, supermom and all. But, sometimes I feel so used! But it's okay, you know, it's OKAY. Those episodes that featured me sure made a lasting impression on me. And, isn't that what it's all about sometimes: ME! I know, I know. It's not about ME, but sometimes I wish it just was about ME. Phoebe has a job and Coop. Piper has Leo and the boys. And, what do I have...? Me! I'm so lame. Listen, foxy, I gotta go. Henry just called from work. I'll get back atcha later, Ms. Foxfire."
And, she added:
"Foxy, I guess you haven't seen all of Season 8 yet, have ya? Yeah, I found Henry. Or, rather, he found me. Whatever! We did get hitched, though the whole thing was a bit strange, even for me. But, I kinda like disappeared at the end. Geez, during the Ultimate Battle - yeah, whatever - nobody can even find my body. Did anybody look? Did they think I might have orbed away to safety? Kinda depressing, I know. Gotta go! My Maori charged just bonked in. He's got this weird buzz. It's like tom-toms pounding incessantly. Hard to ignore. And, I definitely can't avoid hearing it. Well, thanks for the nominations. At least, somebody thinks about me. See ya, foxy."