Post by vandergraafk on Dec 11, 2007 21:03:51 GMT -5
In the Charmed Cafe, colehellsangel wondered about a possible romantic link between Paige and Leo. After several comments back and forth involving other parties, vanderrgraafk felt once again the presence of Paige. Indeed, as it turned out, Vandergraafk received another page from Paige.
"Ewww. Me and Leo, you've just got to be kidding. It was gross enough in Witchstock... Okay, okay. I know I'm into all that retro stuff. My whole wardrobe - except for my Jimmy Choos - is probably right out of somebody's closet. Like somebody dead! But, flannel? Do you really think I could get romantically involved with somebody wearing flannel? What am I supposed to be - like Paul Bunyan's whitelighter moll? Did you ever think about what I want, did ya?" (A violent shiver shakes vandergraafk's body. Apparently, Paige is really grossed out by the very mention of flannel, Paul Bunyan or both.)
Now calm, Paige continues: "I like my guys a bit odd. You know like Max. He was cool even if it did flame out after a fashion. And, then there was Glen. Now, he WAS cool. But, Leo, oh my god! Piper would kill me! Besides, he and Piper make a good couple, a good boring couple ... Did I mention how gross this all seems? Uhhhhhh!" (Another, more violent shudder seizes hold of vandergraafk's body. The jolt slams vandergraafk against the wall. The connection broken, all vdggk can do is ponder why anyone would ever try to even think about this, especially when it renders him helpless before a full frontal facial facade!)
"Ewww. Me and Leo, you've just got to be kidding. It was gross enough in Witchstock... Okay, okay. I know I'm into all that retro stuff. My whole wardrobe - except for my Jimmy Choos - is probably right out of somebody's closet. Like somebody dead! But, flannel? Do you really think I could get romantically involved with somebody wearing flannel? What am I supposed to be - like Paul Bunyan's whitelighter moll? Did you ever think about what I want, did ya?" (A violent shiver shakes vandergraafk's body. Apparently, Paige is really grossed out by the very mention of flannel, Paul Bunyan or both.)
Now calm, Paige continues: "I like my guys a bit odd. You know like Max. He was cool even if it did flame out after a fashion. And, then there was Glen. Now, he WAS cool. But, Leo, oh my god! Piper would kill me! Besides, he and Piper make a good couple, a good boring couple ... Did I mention how gross this all seems? Uhhhhhh!" (Another, more violent shudder seizes hold of vandergraafk's body. The jolt slams vandergraafk against the wall. The connection broken, all vdggk can do is ponder why anyone would ever try to even think about this, especially when it renders him helpless before a full frontal facial facade!)