Post by elder on Dec 11, 2006 3:52:00 GMT -5
many months ago, I came up with a parody of the Chicago Bears "super bowl shuffle" with Charmed characters in place of the NFL players.
Here's the final result...
We are the Charmed production crew, producing shows just for you.
Some are good, some just bite, but all are played on Sunday night.
Behind the scenes we have some fun, tossing grapes at everyone.
We’re not here to get some glory; we’re just here to tell the Charmed Ones story.
Holly Marie Combs:
Well my name is Piper, and I’m at the top. I’m the Charmed One that can’t be stopped.
I’ve been here all seven years to give you fans some joy and tears.
And I’m not doing this because I want to; the WB says I have to.
I didn’t come here looking for glory; I just came here to tell a charming story.
Shannen Doherty:
This is Prudence here, I know I’m missed. I liked Piper, but Phoebe got me pissed.
I acted all day and thought I was right, but I got axed on that one night.
Since I’ve been dead as a doornail, the shows are funky and really stale.
That new girl, Paige can’t do it like me. The power of Prue will set you free.
Dorian Gregory:
I’m Darryl Morris and not a slob. Busting villains is my job.
I’ve been here for quite a while. Getting arrested then put on trial.
Hear me out, ‘cause I won’t stop. My catchphrase is “I’m a cop!”
I almost went totally insane. Now I’m on a soul train.
We are the Charmed production crew, producing shows just for you.
We’ve had Brad or Connie Burge since Mr. Spelling had an urge.
We’re on a schedule and can’t be late. We’re writing stuff for season eight.
We try not to yell or whine. We just wanted a season nine.
Jennifer Rhodes:
I’m the tough old witch known as grams--when I hit the roof well, look out dams.
I just throw some demons all over the room. When I fly, it’s on a broom.
I married a bunch way back when. I loved those times but not the men.
That’s why you all got here in a cluster…to watch me be a real ball-buster.
Julian McMahon:
A demon with a soul is one of a kind. I was one and really didn’t mind.
Part Balthazar and part Cole. Killing Charmed Ones was my goal.
There was marriage and a divorce. Let’s not forget I was the Source.
I got vanquished and that wasn’t planned. Now I live in the demonic wasteland.
Brian Krause:
You think Dan is the man? Danny didn’t do it but I sure can.
This is Leo and I’m a wonder from the north to the land down under.
I’ve been an angel, I’ve been an Elder. I think next week I’ll be a welder.
But I’m not here to get you cryin’. I’m just an actor whose name is Brian.
Gildart Jackson:
I’m Gideon, I sound real cool. You can’t sneak by me in this quaint school.
My Elder robe has a hood (I think it’s there for the greater good).
I’ll grade ‘em and teach ‘em any time of day. I’d like to pass them, that’s what I’d say.
But please don’t think my school’s alma matar includes some kid named Harry Potter.
We are the Charmed production crew. Producing shows just for you.
Eight whole years, a lot of shows. When it ends…who really knows!
You know we’re just trying hard. Not sitting around just licking lard.
We’ll be here as long as you wish. At least until the final vanquish.
Wes Ramsey and Drew Fuller:
The Charmed kids here—Wyatt and Chris--and Melinda’s here if you wanna reminisce.
We mop the floor, we cut the grass. Chris has a rash on his ass.
We love to save aluminum cans just like our aunt’s main man, Hans.
But don’t you laugh and please don’t scoff if we get our own spin-off.
Alyssa Milano:
It’s Phoebe here. When I was a teen, they called me “freebie” that’s really mean.
I levitate and meditate. I’m on my guy and that’s a date.
Losing Prue sure was a loss, but now we all know who's the boss.
Listen everybody, I’m feeling well. You have to “ask Phoebe” or go to Hell
Brad Kern:
You’re looking at Brad—a head writer. I’m a lover, but not a fighter.
You’ve seen me rock, you’ve seen me roll. I apologize for killing Cole.
I will write, and you will see…the others? They all worship me.
I didn’t think it was a real big stunner when I was hired as Charmed’s show runner.
Well...?
Here's the final result...
We are the Charmed production crew, producing shows just for you.
Some are good, some just bite, but all are played on Sunday night.
Behind the scenes we have some fun, tossing grapes at everyone.
We’re not here to get some glory; we’re just here to tell the Charmed Ones story.
Holly Marie Combs:
Well my name is Piper, and I’m at the top. I’m the Charmed One that can’t be stopped.
I’ve been here all seven years to give you fans some joy and tears.
And I’m not doing this because I want to; the WB says I have to.
I didn’t come here looking for glory; I just came here to tell a charming story.
Shannen Doherty:
This is Prudence here, I know I’m missed. I liked Piper, but Phoebe got me pissed.
I acted all day and thought I was right, but I got axed on that one night.
Since I’ve been dead as a doornail, the shows are funky and really stale.
That new girl, Paige can’t do it like me. The power of Prue will set you free.
Dorian Gregory:
I’m Darryl Morris and not a slob. Busting villains is my job.
I’ve been here for quite a while. Getting arrested then put on trial.
Hear me out, ‘cause I won’t stop. My catchphrase is “I’m a cop!”
I almost went totally insane. Now I’m on a soul train.
We are the Charmed production crew, producing shows just for you.
We’ve had Brad or Connie Burge since Mr. Spelling had an urge.
We’re on a schedule and can’t be late. We’re writing stuff for season eight.
We try not to yell or whine. We just wanted a season nine.
Jennifer Rhodes:
I’m the tough old witch known as grams--when I hit the roof well, look out dams.
I just throw some demons all over the room. When I fly, it’s on a broom.
I married a bunch way back when. I loved those times but not the men.
That’s why you all got here in a cluster…to watch me be a real ball-buster.
Julian McMahon:
A demon with a soul is one of a kind. I was one and really didn’t mind.
Part Balthazar and part Cole. Killing Charmed Ones was my goal.
There was marriage and a divorce. Let’s not forget I was the Source.
I got vanquished and that wasn’t planned. Now I live in the demonic wasteland.
Brian Krause:
You think Dan is the man? Danny didn’t do it but I sure can.
This is Leo and I’m a wonder from the north to the land down under.
I’ve been an angel, I’ve been an Elder. I think next week I’ll be a welder.
But I’m not here to get you cryin’. I’m just an actor whose name is Brian.
Gildart Jackson:
I’m Gideon, I sound real cool. You can’t sneak by me in this quaint school.
My Elder robe has a hood (I think it’s there for the greater good).
I’ll grade ‘em and teach ‘em any time of day. I’d like to pass them, that’s what I’d say.
But please don’t think my school’s alma matar includes some kid named Harry Potter.
We are the Charmed production crew. Producing shows just for you.
Eight whole years, a lot of shows. When it ends…who really knows!
You know we’re just trying hard. Not sitting around just licking lard.
We’ll be here as long as you wish. At least until the final vanquish.
Wes Ramsey and Drew Fuller:
The Charmed kids here—Wyatt and Chris--and Melinda’s here if you wanna reminisce.
We mop the floor, we cut the grass. Chris has a rash on his ass.
We love to save aluminum cans just like our aunt’s main man, Hans.
But don’t you laugh and please don’t scoff if we get our own spin-off.
Alyssa Milano:
It’s Phoebe here. When I was a teen, they called me “freebie” that’s really mean.
I levitate and meditate. I’m on my guy and that’s a date.
Losing Prue sure was a loss, but now we all know who's the boss.
Listen everybody, I’m feeling well. You have to “ask Phoebe” or go to Hell
Brad Kern:
You’re looking at Brad—a head writer. I’m a lover, but not a fighter.
You’ve seen me rock, you’ve seen me roll. I apologize for killing Cole.
I will write, and you will see…the others? They all worship me.
I didn’t think it was a real big stunner when I was hired as Charmed’s show runner.
Well...?
